Last night I dreamt that a hipster saved my life, then I woke up and looked at this photo, and all was well. I would hate to see the scenario in this shot unravel in the middle of a parking lot at a Vital Remains show. It would be like feeding christians to the lions in a Roman Coliseum. And the guy on the left with the polka dot shorts?…..I want him to by my new friend that I can take to Behemoth concerts.