If I ever have a kid, I have absolutely no idea how I’ll be able to answer this question. It’s not like I don’t have any experience with the uber dark lipstick crowd. I’ve done my time with some goth girls in my younger years, and have hung that part of my life on the coat rack. Since then, it looks like the Gothic family tree has branched out (Rivetheads, Fetish Goths, Industrial Goths, Cybergoths). I need some sort of pop up book that will explain in detail the subtle differences of these dark majestic warriors.

Whatever, they all seem the same to me. I’ll take the goths over those Affliction, Ed Hardy, Tap Out tshirt wearing, tanned, douche bags that now show up in droves at Slayer shows.

On a similar note, I checked out this video that some couple submitted to So You Think You Can Dance. Why the producers never let them get onto an audition I will never know.