With Christmas only seven months away, Heavystreet has the best stocking stuffer suggestion for your dark hearted loved ones. This black metal Barack Obama doll is perfect for any left leaning black metal fan who wants change.

Black metal fans are seen in a blasphemous light, ever since Varg Vikernes dished out some anti-immigrant quotes in the media 17 years ago, everyone thinks these fine Burzum loving lads are all right wing radicals. Not at all, as after a long day practicing the dark arts, many black metal fans come home, put their slippers on, turn the channel to CNN, and pray to their dark lord that the health care bill gets passed through (praying to the dark one got some of the bill passed!).

See, when a black metal musician goes into the cold, freezing forest to do the photo shoot for the album cover shot, and ends up getting frost bite, or hypothermia, who foots the bill? Presently, its the black metal musician, but with Obama’s administration things could change, and the black metal fans would reap the rewards, as their would be more album cover shots of black metal bands posing in icy cold forests. Winter never felt so good!!

So, what I’m trying to say, is that next time you see some one on the street pass you by with corpse paint on their face, wearing a Bestial Warlust long sleeve shirt , please don’t be so quick to judge. Not all of these fine samaritans are right wing nuts, and this doll would be the perfect present for them.